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sheiks_who_freak
"We will ROCK YOUR CASBAH!"
Bryan
Recovering Teetotaler 		Garrett
Your Gracious Host 		Chris
Master of Ceremonies
me my goods my habits
We are: Radical Funkdamentalists
Looking For: A Real Good Time
Interested In: Letting Inspections Work - All Over Your Fine Ass
Location: Union Square, NYC
Area Code: 718 212
Date: 10PM, 03/15/03
Star Sign: Aries
Cigarettes: Forever...
Booze: And Ever...
Drugs: Amen!
why you should get to know me
The five reasons you should come to this party:
1. When the bombs start falling, you're really gonna wish you'd gotten your rocks off.
2. Bryan's off his TB meds and can drink again.
3. March is a big month for birthdays (Happy 27th, Chris!).
4. It's not all the way out in Brooklyn (you know who I'm talking to here!)
5. See #1.
Fill in the blanks:
You coming to this party is sexy; You bringing intoxicants and all your freaky friends is sexier.
If I could be anywhere at the moment:
I'd be in the future:
10PM, Saturday, March 15
870 Broadway, 3rd Floor
between 17/18 St.
Red building across the street from Paragon Sports
Just north of Union Square
Favorite on-screen sex scene:
Why - you bringing a screen?



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